Bad Blood (Battle of the Undead Book 1)

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  Copyright© 2014 Nicky Peacock

  ISBN: 978-1-77130-986-8

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  Editor: Brieanna Robertson

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  This is a work of fiction. All names, characters, and places are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  DEDICATION

  For all those who said I could, and for those who said I couldn't.

  BAD BLOOD

  Battle of the Undead, 1

  Nicky Peacock

  Copyright © 2014

  Chapter One

  I repositioned myself so I could see down the edge of the building and into the dark alley below. The whole scenario was so cliché it made my butt pucker, but hey, that was my life—one giant, shadowy cliché. Below, a damsel, clearly in distress, wearing a belt masquerading as a skirt, was being stalked by a newborn creature of the night. I could tell he was barely three months made. He wobbled around like a drunken uncle at a wedding. With his new heightened speed and strength, he’d gone from infant to superhero in one short, bloody step. It was a long time ago now, but I remembered what it was like—opening doors and pulling them off their hinges, throwing down innocent objects and embedding them ten inches into stone floors.

  You had to learn your motor skills all over again. The process was neither easy nor pretty.

  The heels on the damsel's boots were far too high and made an incredibly irritating, hollow clicking as she quickened her pace. She must have sensed he was behind her, lurking in the shadows waiting to strike. Even if she hadn’t seen him yet, she’d have sensed him. Prey, even ones who wear “come eat me” outfits, almost always sense that a predator is near, especially when that predator is fumbling around like a newborn fawn on an ice rink.

  I waited for her to reach the edge of the alley before making my move. Dispatching perpetrators was difficult enough without adding in a witness intent on hugging and thanking me for saving her short, little, pointless life.

  Although a lady never reveals her age, I was old enough that my every movement was fluid and precise. I’d done my time acting like the Hulk in a china shop. I’d been human for a little over nineteen years and a vampire for over four centuries. I found jumping off a building as easy as stepping off a curb and, yeah, just as exciting.

  A rush of updraft spread my long, electric-blue hair behind me like a set of soft, dark angel wings flapping in my vigilant peripheral vision. I landed square between the new vampire and his intended victim, who would now be able to continue her young life and perhaps grow up to buy a skirt that fell below the knee. I mean, come on, never mind decency, the British weather alone made her outfit an impractical age-defining choice. I felt cold just looking at her!

  The vampire took one look at me and ran. He’d been warned. Of course he’d been warned. He was one of Nicholas’ brood. I was probably the first topic of conversation Nicholas had with any of his new little children—"If you see a blue-eyed, blue-haired, tall girl dressed in tight red jeans, a Sex Pistols T-shirt, and a blue biker jacket, run for the hills." That was exactly what the newbie did. He bit down on his pride, turned tail, and sped out of the alley. With the realization I probably wouldn’t make it back in time for Dr. Who, I sighed and followed him.

  At night, the streets of London are dark and dingy. Due to the government’s penny-pinching, every second lamppost was off, leaving the city a hotbed of shady crime. Perfect for the likes of me, who didn’t want average Joe to see her. Also perfect for the likes of the newbie vamp who was now practically launching himself across each road in a desperate bid to control his movements and get the hell away from me. His limb-flailing became more Muppet-like as he proceeded, and I followed him easily enough. Of course he ran straight into another darkened alley, classic horror-victim mistake. If someone is chasing you, it’s best to stick with the crowds. Even I wouldn’t kill someone when a horde of random strangers carrying mobile phones could be taking photos and uploading videos straight to YouTube. Said strangers wouldn’t get involved and help, but they would gladly capture every gory moment for world titillation and their God-given right to five minutes of fame.

  I smiled as I watched him catching his breath behind an industrial bin that, even from a distance, smelled like week-old Chinese food. Yes, we vampires do breathe when we’re newbies, although it’s more of a reflex than a necessity. Even now, I still find myself taking the odd breath in and out. It’s a habit that’s hard to break.

  I leapt onto the top of the bin and leaned down into the newbie’s face. We’re all exceptionally pale, but he went even paler when he saw me. His eyes had a kind of tiger-in-the-headlights glaze. Predators never expect to be caught by other hunters. They’re meant to be top of the food chain.

  “You belong to Nicholas?” I asked. It’s only polite to check your facts when you’re looking to kill someone.

  He paused and then shook his head. “No.”

  “Don’t be like that. Tell me the truth.” I narrowed my eyes. He smelled like Nicholas, a scent that had wormed its way into my very being, as I, too, had once reluctantly belonged to him.

  “Yes.” He whined a little and averted his gaze.

  Never underestimate instincts. You’re born with them for a reason.

  “Okay, then, let’s get this over with quick.”

  I slipped down in front of him then punched him in the gut. He doubled over. I brought my knee square into his face. The momentum pushed him over onto the ground. I put my boot on his chest and held him down while I pulled out my trusty hand scythes.

  “Please, I wasn’t going to kill her.”

  Yeah, right. Blood to a newbie was like Pringles—once you popped, you couldn’t stop. It was only when you got older that you needed less, less of everything really—blood, sleep, companionship…

  Sometimes it’s hard to kill them. I remember being made a vampire against my will, and I always wondered how many I killed were also reluctant victims. I see them cowering and think, There but for the grace of God go I. Those thoughts are always fleeting, though, like a starving bird freed from a cage.

  My slight hesitation was enough for him to swipe my legs out from under me. I fell back, my arms reaching for the bin to steady myself. My hand caught in a puddle of bin juice. The smell and feel made me lose my balance, and I slipped to the ground. Newbie saw his opportunity, although, quite frankly, he wasted it. He should have run away. Even with his jerky, uncoordinated dash, he’d have outrun me to fight another day. But he didn’t. He chose to grab for glory and to try to kill his master’s enemy. Moron.

  He straddled me, and I saw that familiar glint of a cocktail of madness and violence in his eyes.

  “I’m the one who will kill the great Britannia, init special?” he spat.

  Through the centuries, I’d adopted a lot of slang to get me by through the changing time periods—beatnik “man” in the sixties, punk “anarchic” in the eighties, and even grunge “dude” in the unfortunate nineties, but “init” was just a step too far. I refused to be a chav and bastardize the English language with urban text-speak.

  I rolled my eyes then flipped myself forward, sending him flying off me and into the nearest wall. As he struggled to regain his balance, I launched myself onto him, pinning him to the ground. The tim
e for talking was over, so I raised my right hand scythe and sliced off his head. Against popular belief, this is the one and only way to kill a vampire. No wooden stakes, daylight, or fire, just a simple sharp edge, a roll, and a dull blade caked in blood can end a life that’s spanned years, centuries, or even millennia.

  I picked up the body and threw it into the bin, which splashed a little more of its rancid juices on my Sex Pistols T-shirt. Great. Oh, and another issue with being a vampire—your sense of smell is heightened, so really nasty stuff like bin blood makes you want to gag and then some. I regained my composure, picked up the stray head, and cut off a lock of hair. I pulled out a red ribbon from my jacket and tied it about the lank strands to keep it from falling apart. I then popped it into my pocket.

  Looking at my watch, I thought, if I hurried, I’d make it back in time for Dr. Who, so I flung the head into the bin, jogged to the edge of the alley, and hailed a black taxi.

  Back at home—an open-plan, luxurious flat by the Thames—I flicked on the television just in time to hear the familiar opening beat of my favorite show. I peeled off my jacket and took out the lock of hair. I picked up one of many stamped, addressed envelopes waiting on my writing desk, shoved the hair in, and slowly licked the gummy, sour-tasting end. All the envelopes were addressed to the same person—Mr. Nicholas Lord, who was the creator of the newly murdered vampire and of countless others whom I’d given haircuts to in the past. It was a petty gesture to send him a souvenir of my kills, but I am a petty person. At some point, you have to accept yourself for who you are, warts an’ all.

  I stripped off and showered, relieving my senses of “Eau de Bin” whilst listening to the intrepid Doctor and his hapless companion battle with yet another bizarre alien race hell bent on cosmic mischief. The water, soft and warm, felt heavenly on my cool skin. It wasn’t until I saw ribbons of color in the water from my most recent blue hair dye job that I realized I’d been in there far too long. I wandered out, smelling of designer toiletries, my thoughts lost in the dense post-murder fog that would descend after a kill. A fog that was unceremoniously penetrated by the shrill of my LMFAO’s “I’m sexy and I know it” ringtone.

  The caller was “unknown.” It could have been a random sales call. It would have been all too easy to press ignore, turn off my mobile, and settle in for the night to watch a host of mindless TV offerings. But I didn’t.

  “Hello?”

  “Ms. Buchannan?” asked a deep male voice.

  “Yes?”

  “Brianna Buchannan?”

  “It’s now Britannia, but yes, it’s me. To whom am I speaking?”

  The phone went silent, not even a breath. He was a vampire.

  “I’m the regent.”

  Regent was code for the doddering elder vampires who thought they controlled us. I was over 450 years old, so these guys were practically Jesus’ age.

  “How are you this evening?” I hoped it was a social call, although my gut and head both told me it wasn’t.

  “Not too well, I’m afraid. We need your help on an urgent matter.”

  “Okay.”

  Silence again.

  “Hello, are you there?” I asked.

  “Yes. Please, Briann—Britannia, we need you to go to the Haven below the Dead Hare Pub tonight. Can you do that?”

  “Yes, but you need to tell me why.”

  “Not over the phone, please. Your safety is guaranteed.”

  Well, if my safety was guaranteed then it wasn’t going to be too interesting, but hey, a night out was a night out.

  “Sure, I’ll come right away.”

  The caller on the other end hung up without even a goodbye—how rude!

  I pulled on my dark blue skinny jeans and a plain red T-shirt. I didn’t feel the need to dress up, even for the Elders. Way back when, I’d have had to don an unforgiving corset and more frills than a granny’s doily collection. But now those things weren’t that important. They were just an annoying reminder of how dull vampires could be.

  As I walked toward the Dead Hare Pub, the streets seemed somehow strange—quieter, and even sinister. Something was wrong, but I couldn’t figure out what it was. People still rushed by me, mobile phones in hand, massively overpriced paper coffee cups in the other. No one smiled or lifted their eyes. Stranger etiquette was still firmly in place. But, still, something was out of whack.

  The Dead Hare is one of the oldest bars in London and is owned by the Elders. It’s usually filled with pensioners looking for a cheap drink and a random stranger to talk to. It’s a bar for the over-sixty set. The Elders wanted to give back to the older humans. The drinks were cheaper than anywhere else, and it was always somewhere warm to go when fuel prices were beyond that of a basic British pension. Being well over sixty myself, I was welcome there too. A few people recognized me and nodded in my direction, and the barman pulled the bar top open so I could slip through into the basement below and into the only vampire haven in London.

  Every city has a haven somewhere. Havens are neutral ground where any and every vampire can socialize, relax, and take orders from the big-wig overseers.

  There were no rank beer barrels down in this pub basement. It was wall-to-wall antiques and red velvet, like a decadent underground club whose out-of-date taste was spread thicker than Marmite on toast. The place kind of smelled like Marmite too.

  I got to the main meeting room, opened the heavy doors, and walked straight into Nicholas.

  He has only one inch on my natural five-foot-nine height, and so we were almost nose to nose.

  “What the hell are you doing here?” I put my hands on my hips and stepped back.

  “I could ask you the same question.”

  “Now, now, children, let’s not fight.”

  Behind him, Philippe, our mutual, and rather stressed, friend, moved to flounce between us. He looked like a reject from an over-budget Renaissance period drama. He’d never been good at keeping up with fashion.

  “Philippe, it’s lovely to see you,” I said.

  I smiled as he took my hand and kissed the back, a gesture long forgotten in modern times.

  “The pleasure, my darling Britannia, is all mine. I just wish it were under better circumstances.” He smiled at me, his ash-blond hair curled by a red ribbon into a sturdy pony tail at his neck. Tonight, Philippe looked like the hero from the front cover of a romantic bodice-ripper novel.

  “What circumstances?” I asked.

  Philippe caressed my cheek and then swiftly planted a cold kiss on it.

  Nicholas narrowed his dark eyes and huffed. “Get a room.” He quickly glanced at Philippe then unbuttoned the top of his ink black shirt in a bid to mirror his friend’s casual sexiness. He didn’t succeed. Instead, all dressed in black with his pale skin and thin frame, he looked more like a mime than a romantic lead.

  “We’d have a room, if you’d just kindly get lost.” I raised an eyebrow and nodded in the direction of the exit.

  Nicholas smirked and sat down on the nearest plush, red velvet couch, making himself comfortable.

  I then realized my question on the circumstances had been deftly avoided. Vampires are masters of misdirection.

  Philippe held out his arm for me. I took it. He quickly brought his other arm round for a swift hug. He led me to the couch and wisely took the seat next to Nicholas, planting himself quite literally between a rock and a hard place. I’d always liked Philippe. He was about my age, and after surviving the French Revolution—the guillotine being just as deadly to a vampire as to a human, he had fled to England and stayed here ever since. He was bi-sexual, treating all with an old-world, gentlemanly manner that made him instantly likeable no matter which gender you were. He had only two vampire children, whom he loved with a heart so large he could have fathered hundreds. Both children were male. Very few vampires were women. Back in the early fourteenth century when vampirism was at its peak, women were considered too emotional to turn—they were bad hunters and had to rely too much on the
men folk. Yes, times and views had changed, but most vampires had barely changed with them, so they still held onto these antiquated views of women. My unyielding murderous actions didn’t exactly boost their opinions of my gender either.

  Philippe smiled and put his hand heavily on my knee.

  “We should all get together like this more often.”

  Nicholas rolled his eyes. “We would if she stopped killing us once in a while.”

  “So why are we here?” I turned to Philippe.

  “The Elders wish to speak with us together, some emergency or another.”

  “Well, let’s get on with it.” I leaned forward and tapped the laptop sitting on the table in front of us.

  “Hold your horses. We have to wait for Gerry.” Nicholas glanced at his watch, then the door.

  “Gerry? Short, annoying, and barely three months old?” I widened my eyes as I saw the recognition in Nicholas’ expression. “Perhaps we shouldn’t wait.”

  “Already?” Nicholas was almost yelling. “I liked Gerry.”

  He pouted like a child who’d had his lollipop stolen.

  “Well, you really are a pill, Britannia.” Philippe nudged me gently in the ribs. “I’m glad you’re not mad at me.”

  While under Nicholas’ hateful glare, I leaned forward and pressed "connect" on the laptop.

  The screen went dull for a second then flashed onto an egg-timer symbol, which seemed to revolve for an age. Typical, the only piece of technology in the room, and it was already breaking down. Nicholas leaned forward to tap the keyboard again. Nothing. Philippe checked the wires at the back. He nodded that they were all connected. Still, the egg timer on the screen mocked us.

  “Christ, three centuries-old vampires, and we can’t even work a laptop.” I shook my head, letting my dark blue curls bounce off my shoulders.